Wednesday, February 17, 2010

a new record

My friends this blog post is not for the faint hearted.
but I feel it is my duty to inform you about possibly the shortest ever time to take a shit in the history of our nation.
I was talking to my good friend Tim on msn. I told him I had an appointment with the toilet and I would be right back. No longer than 45 seconds later I was back and talking to him, He was in shock at what I had just managed to do and urged me to share this on my blog. I can say to you now there was no discomfort involved at all and the process required just one wipe. I am actually almost impressed with myself right now. Some might say Im a bit fucked up, your probably right, but if you are a bit screwed in the head like me then im sure you wont mind this.